HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT JACK BARAKAT WAVED TO ME I SWEAR TO GOD.AND I DRANK OUT OF ONE OF ALEXS WATER BOTTLES. IM GONNA GET MOUTH HERPES. what a grand time.
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
TODAY IS THE DAY